Selinium.

Wtf? Awesome..


I work down at The Pizza Pit, and I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad, I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic, never been to second base
But there's a whole 'nother me, that you need to see -
Go check out Myspace.

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood, I'm six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati, I'm a black belt in karate, and I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious, I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat with two women at one time.
I'm so much cooler online. I'm so much cooler online.

I get home I kiss my mom, and she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom, and fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A -
was when I got the chance with the marching band to play tuba in the Rose Parade.